I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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