Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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