he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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