Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Pooping to opera.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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