Heybabeimwearingurpanties
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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