I wish i was in the wii world.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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