You really coming over, don't trick.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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