Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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