I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Randomize
