As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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