I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
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