i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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