i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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