My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
My ATM looks so different sober.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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