I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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