I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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