What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
Randomize
