i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
She announced her abortion via fbk
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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