I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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