i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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