I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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