I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
So many bounce houses so little time
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
The power of my boobs compel you
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