what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
