'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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