Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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