these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
he was CRYING into my vagina
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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