where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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