I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
the condom got lost in my hair
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
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