let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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