Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I just gargled with NyQuil
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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