I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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