I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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