Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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