how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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