What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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