Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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