I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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