"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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