you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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