I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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