so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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