whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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