opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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