their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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