I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
It's blow job season.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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