Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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