Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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