I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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