Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
We need to get me chipped asap
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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