How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
