check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
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